April 1st, 2020
#FLATTENTHECURVE
#PHYSICALDISTANCING
#DON'TBURSTMYBUBBLE
#DUMPTRUMP
It's so hard not to start this with "the world is fucked".
There are so many bad and scary things going on in the world that I have to force myself to look for silver linings. The most immediate good news is that the family remains well, despite most of us being out in the world every day as an 'essential service.' That's a good blessing indeed.
The offer for personal shopping is a good news story as well. Please contact me if you need information on that. And the donations to the Food Bank, will be most welcomed! Please do your best to utilize the Tottenham and Beeton Foodland's to make this happen.
On Monday night the Tottenham Oldtimer's COVID-19 team met. That team, was put together a little more than a month ago; ahead of any discernible action by any level of government. The team includes Paul Piellusch, Robert Jordan, Geoff Keogh, Dave Storms, Jens Lepa, Tim Osmond and Tim Schrank. Just so you know, they all call each other by nicknames. They are The Boss, The Muscle, The Deck Man, Jack Dawson, Salming, Comicon and The Wailer. Nice guys, weird names.
Collectively, they're leveraging best practices and building contingencies to keep our people safe! Make no mistake, the health and wellness of our people is the only priority.
I'll do a summary of items in a couple of days, but your chief source of information on anything baseball related will come from your league President, Paul Piellusch.
As a little heads up, if you want to look at what this team is doing, take a look at the United States planning and then picture doing the exact opposite.
So speaking of the US ....
This BLOG has historically had a political slant to it, and there has been times where I've shamelessly pressured local politicians to do what I felt was right. I don't apologize for that. That being said, I think we can all agree that there is no room for partisanship during this crisis. And I do mean that.
But partisanship has nothing to do with recognizing that Donald J. Trump is a waste of orange spray paint. It is simply an obvious statement that has nothing to do with politics. I'm not saying he's stupid, but Forrest Gump is looking for a more challenging chess opponent. If you were a Trump supporter through his attacks on the press, treatment of immigrants and refuges, his 6 bankruptcies, his firing of Comey, his support of Jeffery Epstein, his suggestion to nuke a hurricane, his redrawing of weather maps, his shit-hole countries comments, his nomination of Brett Kavanaugh, his removal of Trans soldiers from the military, his treatment of Puerto Rico, his failed tariff war with China, his friendships with despots, his shutdown of the federal government, his Colin Kapernick fuck up, and his 24 sexual assault / misconduct allegations, then I really can't help you.
But if you're STILL a supporter of a person who puts their reelection, ratings and the stock market over the lives of his own people, well - I guess I just have to give up on you.
Now, this might come as a surprise, but I was able to secure a short interview with the Cheeto-In-Chief. Why would he consent to an interview with me, who is an obvious Never Trumper? You might not know this, but the living citrus fruit is a bit of a media whore. I'm going to save that interview, because I'm fairly confident that he'll say something stupid in the coming days that will rise to a whole new level of inane and asinine. I'd hate to miss writing about that.
So instead, for today ... how about a look at the Donald. A little bit of a dive into the looks of a petulant 7 year old boy who has no morals or values. Not a smart 7 year old, just a petulant one.
Normally, I wouldn't focus on someone's physical appearance. I think it's rude and cheap, however this clown does it all the time, so I have no guilt.
#PHYSICALDISTANCING
#DON'TBURSTMYBUBBLE
#DUMPTRUMP
It's so hard not to start this with "the world is fucked".
There are so many bad and scary things going on in the world that I have to force myself to look for silver linings. The most immediate good news is that the family remains well, despite most of us being out in the world every day as an 'essential service.' That's a good blessing indeed.
The offer for personal shopping is a good news story as well. Please contact me if you need information on that. And the donations to the Food Bank, will be most welcomed! Please do your best to utilize the Tottenham and Beeton Foodland's to make this happen.
On Monday night the Tottenham Oldtimer's COVID-19 team met. That team, was put together a little more than a month ago; ahead of any discernible action by any level of government. The team includes Paul Piellusch, Robert Jordan, Geoff Keogh, Dave Storms, Jens Lepa, Tim Osmond and Tim Schrank. Just so you know, they all call each other by nicknames. They are The Boss, The Muscle, The Deck Man, Jack Dawson, Salming, Comicon and The Wailer. Nice guys, weird names.
Collectively, they're leveraging best practices and building contingencies to keep our people safe! Make no mistake, the health and wellness of our people is the only priority.
I'll do a summary of items in a couple of days, but your chief source of information on anything baseball related will come from your league President, Paul Piellusch.
As a little heads up, if you want to look at what this team is doing, take a look at the United States planning and then picture doing the exact opposite.
So speaking of the US ....
This BLOG has historically had a political slant to it, and there has been times where I've shamelessly pressured local politicians to do what I felt was right. I don't apologize for that. That being said, I think we can all agree that there is no room for partisanship during this crisis. And I do mean that.
But partisanship has nothing to do with recognizing that Donald J. Trump is a waste of orange spray paint. It is simply an obvious statement that has nothing to do with politics. I'm not saying he's stupid, but Forrest Gump is looking for a more challenging chess opponent. If you were a Trump supporter through his attacks on the press, treatment of immigrants and refuges, his 6 bankruptcies, his firing of Comey, his support of Jeffery Epstein, his suggestion to nuke a hurricane, his redrawing of weather maps, his shit-hole countries comments, his nomination of Brett Kavanaugh, his removal of Trans soldiers from the military, his treatment of Puerto Rico, his failed tariff war with China, his friendships with despots, his shutdown of the federal government, his Colin Kapernick fuck up, and his 24 sexual assault / misconduct allegations, then I really can't help you.
But if you're STILL a supporter of a person who puts their reelection, ratings and the stock market over the lives of his own people, well - I guess I just have to give up on you.
Now, this might come as a surprise, but I was able to secure a short interview with the Cheeto-In-Chief. Why would he consent to an interview with me, who is an obvious Never Trumper? You might not know this, but the living citrus fruit is a bit of a media whore. I'm going to save that interview, because I'm fairly confident that he'll say something stupid in the coming days that will rise to a whole new level of inane and asinine. I'd hate to miss writing about that.
So instead, for today ... how about a look at the Donald. A little bit of a dive into the looks of a petulant 7 year old boy who has no morals or values. Not a smart 7 year old, just a petulant one.
Normally, I wouldn't focus on someone's physical appearance. I think it's rude and cheap, however this clown does it all the time, so I have no guilt.
The corn has filed a defamation suit after being compared to Trump. (The corn is on the right)
Too easy, eh? With all due respect to the horse's ass, at least he got in the picture with a thoroughbred.
The irony is unmistakable. The tense moment of the the movie "Back To the Future" is when Biff (above) is in the car and assaulting Marty McFly's (Michael J. Fox) mother. George (Marty's dad) flings open the door and says, "Hey you, get your damn hands off of her!" So mister 'grab 'em by the pussy', leather faced, moronic dolt being compared to Biff is apropos of everything.
Not the two smartest men. One, insisted on shaking hands in the hospital with COVID-19 infected patients. To absolutely no one's surprise, he got infected. According to conservative estimates, the other tool will have the blood of between 100,000 and 200,000 Americans on his hands. BTW, Trump continues to be amazed that Boris isn't Russian.
The funny part of this one is that Trump doesn't actually look too bad in the photo. And he still looks like a fucking rubber chicken.
One of my favourite meals is sushi. It'll never look the same again. Damn you.
A little Alanis, don't ya think? The biggest social media troll of all time.
Talk to you in a couple of days.
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